Field Guide to Americans

Field Guide to Americans

Ours! Ours! Ours!

Being discharged from the hospital put me in mind to despair the jovial but utterly dumb face of rapaciousness

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I’d have been more gratified if they’d told me I have great legs, but all I heard was that I have great veins. Good looking veins invite more nee…

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